“The Dickhead”

I haven’t been on any dates this month, been a bit busy, and let’s face it dating often brings many knock-backs until you meet a good one. This isn’t a new date. The Dickhead is someone I dated last year, for quite some time. He wasn't always called The Dickhead, he was once Baldy - … Continue reading “The Dickhead”

“Second Chancer”

Once upon a time, a long time ago, I went on a date in Green Park/St James's Park, for a hot chocolate. It seemed sensible at the time, I think it may have been a Sunday afternoon which is a good time for a date - not too intrusive on your day and you can … Continue reading “Second Chancer”

“High Guy”

On my dating profile I have a little list of things about me, which I often doubt that many lads read. High Guy did, his opening gambit on Tinder was a ramble of a reply to each point on the list. It was better than 'hey', 'hello' or 'hi' so I replied and consequently there … Continue reading “High Guy”

“The Kiwi”

I have never dated someone from New Zealand before, therefore The Kiwi will be his name. I appear to be on 'a bit of a roll' with first dates at the moment, so much so that my brain is confused with what I know about people, so I have had to scroll back to the start … Continue reading “The Kiwi”

“Choco Leibniz”

Choco Leibniz actually started out as "Guitar-man", when I started this blog, which is a bit lame (though I had a thought pop in my head 'he could teach me the guitar if this goes well'). He soon became Choco Leibniz based on our messages about biscuits and our biscuit of choice (a great topic of conversation). … Continue reading “Choco Leibniz”

“The Big Man”

I have been told a few times that height does not matter, apparently "it does not matter when you are lying down". Sorry if you thought The Big Man got his name for other reasons... Height however is often the first thing you might notice about a person. Heterosexual females tend to fancy the idea … Continue reading “The Big Man”

“Paddy McPasta”

Something you should know about me. If I'm going to spend my time on the proverbial shelf then I might as well have fun whilst I'm up there. This means I have entertained behaviour in the past that perhaps I shouldn't have or pursued things I should have ditched.  Paddy McPasta. Irish-Italian in case you … Continue reading “Paddy McPasta”


He was going to be called Gappy, but I thought that was too mean (as if this isn't mean enough). Inferno, 35, told me on our date last night that he has been to Infernos in the last year, and to be brutally honest I think he goes there more than he let on and … Continue reading “Inferno”